My Kind of Christmas Song

Now this is my kind of Christmas song. Do this for me, and you might be my hero. Scratch that, you will be my hero. Its early, but Merry Christmas all...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven cups of Natty,
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight margaritas,
Seven cups of Natty,
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine ice luges,
Eight margaritas,
Seven cups of Natty,
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.


On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten vodka shooters,
Nine ice luges,
Eight margaritas,
Seven cups of Natty,
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven kamikazes,
Ten vodka shooters,
Nine ice luges,
Eight margaritas,
Seven cups of Natty,
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve pints of Guinness,
Eleven kamikazes,
Ten vodka shooters,
Nine ice luges,
Eight margaritas,
Seven cups of Natty,
Six Irish car bombs,
Five GOLDschläger shots!
Four Jager bombs,
Three Heinekens,
Two shots of Jack,
And a hot chocolate spiked with Baileys.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.