Wanted for Contempt of Court

Surprise, I'm wanted in court. Well, I should say "was wanted," seeing as I missed the court dates - unknowingly.

How did I find this out? An irate call from my mom, asking what the hell I did this time, and who I knew named David. Not exactly the phone call I wanted to get while trying to finish the book I've been reading for the 5th time. At this point, I'm considering giving up on the book, despite the fact that I need to know if they find the ancient relic, ruin the world, and kill the megalomaniac. The Last Templar is good, but with the way things are going, I don't think I'll ever finish the last 20 pages. So there I am, reading, when my mom calls, practically screaming, thinking I've committed some heinous crime in Georgia, trying to figure out what her son did.

As the summons/warrant read, I was expected in a Forsyth County court in Georgia to testify in the criminal trial of the state of Georgia v. David Pingleton. The summons was sent to the dorm I lived in last year, which was then forwarded to my house, too late for me to make an appearance.

I can deal with all of this, except for one thing...
WHO THE HELL IS DAVID PINGLETON?!?

I've never met nor heard of this guy/kid, have no clue what he did, or how I'm supposed to testify as a witness. I've never been to Forsyth County, but I'm already thinking they're more than a little backward. Too make things worse, the DA's office won't answer calls from my mom or myself...if you're willing to issue a warrant for me, wouldn't you jump on the chance to have contact with me, especially when I voluntarily contact you?!? Then again, if they are going to subpoena a kid who has nothing to do with the case to start with...I shouldn't expect too much.

Who knows, maybe the next post will come from a jail cell. I'm sure I could convince them to let me, seeing as their track record isn't the best.